May 7, 2013 - This damn video plays every time I try to turn on my computer. Has Shrek wirelessly transmitted a computer virus?
Barb would have a buttercream slingshot weapon.
Sometimes Alexa and I throw food across the bakery.
Sometimes we laugh so hard we literally have to go to the back where the customers can’t see and just sit and laugh.
Barb slams cakes down infront of the customes to make them go away.
Ricky has gotten down on his knees and begged us to take breaks.
One time I hid in a gaint cardboard box.
One time emily brought a pallet of chicken into the bakery and alexa sat on it and hugged it but emily thought she was hurt and said
”are you ok pal?”
and i said
”yeah she just really likes chicken.”
and emily went ” 0_o;??”
I am re-reading my own posts and having fits of uncontrollable laughter
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
I learned what Jfc means today and it’s not Junk Food Clitoris.
Names for ppl at work:
pony tail lady
pinkie/ that trash
Ashley ( wemissyou)
I get called dear, buddy and pal a lot.
I call alexa lex when I’m at meijer for somereason.
Barb will probably end up killing Ricky at some point.
(with M’s help)
((i’m not kidding))
I eat food out of the trash. I will not free sample. But when it has been in the trash i call snack.
Larry is somehow related to Alexa but doesn’t know we know him.
I’ve heard NIN ”everyday is exactally the same” once at meijer. I was alone. I cried.
Ricky looks like a Caucasian gorilla.
Ricky has sassy hips.
Ricky has a beautiful woman body.
Tom would cosplay as akihiko.
Tom has done a jig and hop.
Alexa and I threw dough at the freezer ceiling and it’s stuck and looks like a ball sack and no one has tried to get it down.
Sometimes Judy and I drop things so we can eat them.
Alexa and I put things in the oven that shouldn’t be there.
(plastic fairy god mother, gummy worms, candles, cupcakes, donut holes)
((fairy god mothers head was thus removed, shown to barb, and then stuck to the oven door with duct tape for two days))
Everytime we show barb something she either says ”eeeeewwwwww” ”that’s nasty” or ”you’re retarted”.
I have dropped three trays of oatmeal cookies in the oven.
I have overturned a whole rack.
Alexa almost hit me in the head with a thirty pound box of bread but saved my life. no i’m not kidding. <3
Barb is Alexa in twenty years.
Judy is me in Twenty years.
Also one time a guy ran my foot over with a pallet. He now calls me California Tough Chick.
The morning greeters are also alexa and I in about sixty years.
the sisters you know.
ALSO they ( ^^^^^) sometimes leave us pizza at 4am.
The emergency button to release the oven door is also made of metal. it is inside of the oven.
SO this just happened and